RACISM, SOCIALISM, DARWINISM, AND KINDA NONE OF THE ABOVE

Okay, so the title was clearly just a ploy to make you read my blog. If that didn’t work, here is a picture of a Dachshund.

rose & doxy 020a

I’m done with cheap tricks for right now, until another idea worth doing pops in my head. What I really want to talk about is something I read in the world’s 12th best source of journalism, the Huffington Post.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/13/smart-parking-london_n_4590793.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000672/

SMART PARKING. No we aren’t talking about a junkyard to get rid of the world’s excess of terribly ugly Smart Cars (don’t worry I am working on that,) but what I am talking about is a revolutionary idea. Sensors in parking spots would indicate drivers where open parking spots could be located, thus eliminating those long rides looking for spots, which is especially awful for our burn out buddies who smoke too much illegal grass and roam aimlessly about our parking lots.

Why should you care, you ask? Quite frankly, this is the most amazing idea I stumbled upon in the last twelve minutes. If you are losing your interest, here is a picture of some modern art.

modern art

Get it? Don’t worry, I don’t either.

Regardless, how type suped are you for some parking sensors telling us where the spots are at?!?!? Sure, maybe it’s no cure for AIDS, but we are making progress in overall quality of life, and that is always worth celebrating.

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One comment on “RACISM, SOCIALISM, DARWINISM, AND KINDA NONE OF THE ABOVE

  1. I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS! Living in New Brunswick, I drive around for about 5 minutes everyday when I need to find a parking spot, and I swear every single time I turn off of a street, someone leaves their spot and another driver gets it. It is THE most frustrating thing, but an app like this would definitely help my life out a lot!

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